The lecturer on evolution had been speaking for nearly two hours. He then began again, saying: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question — if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long."
讲授进化论的讲师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时。接着，他又开始了，说道：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？”
“我来试着回答一下，”一位老太太说，“我们在这里坐得太久，把它们给磨掉了。”
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