English Original
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second. "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically."
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded."
"You're all wrong," said the fourth. "Lawyers are easiest. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and assets are interchangeable."
中文翻译
四位外科医生正在喝咖啡休息，并讨论他们的工作。
第一位说：“我认为给会计师做手术最容易，因为他们体内的所有东西都有编号。”
第二位说：“我觉得图书管理员最容易。当你打开他们时，他们的所有器官都按字母顺序排列。”
第三位外科医生说：“我更喜欢给电工做手术。他们的器官都有颜色编码。”
第四位说：“你们都错了。律师最容易。他们无情、无骨气、无胆量，而且他们的脑袋和资产可以互换。”