When Girls Drink Too Much | 女孩饮酒过量的那些事

English Original

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song".

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

中文翻译

1. 我们完全不知道自己的手提包放哪儿了。

2. 我们坚信，高举双臂、扭动臀部、同时高喊“呜呼”的舞步，绝对是世上最性感的舞姿。

3. 我们突然决定要揍某人一顿，并且真心相信自己能做到。

4. 在最后一次去洗手间时，我们意识到自己现在的样子比四小时前那个女神更像流浪汉。

5. 我们开始哭泣，并告诉见到的每一个人我们有多么多么爱他们。

6. 每当新歌响起，我们就变得极度兴奋，上蹿下跳，因为“天哪！我超爱这首歌”。

7. 我们发现了坐在旁边的那个书呆子更深层次/精神性的一面。

8. 我们突然开始抽烟，并且觉得自己抽得相当不错。

9. 我们冲着酒保大喊大叫，认定他骗我们，只给了我们柠檬水，但这仅仅是因为我们已经尝不出金酒的味道了。

10. 我们以为自己躺在床上，但枕头摸起来奇怪地像厨房地板（或是拖把？）。

11. 我们坐下时，完全没注意到马桶盖是盖着的。

12. 我们脱掉鞋子，因为坚信是鞋子的错才让我们走不直路。