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We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
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We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
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We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
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In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
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We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
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We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song".
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We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
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We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
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We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
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We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).
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We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
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We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
中文翻译
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我们完全不知道自己的手提包放哪儿了。
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我们坚信，高举双臂、扭动臀部、同时高喊“呜呼”的舞步，绝对是世上最性感的舞姿。
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我们突然决定要揍某人一顿，并且真心相信自己能做到。
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在最后一次去洗手间时，我们意识到自己现在的样子比四小时前那个女神更像流浪汉。
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我们开始哭泣，并告诉见到的每一个人我们有多么多么爱他们。
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每当新歌响起，我们就变得极度兴奋，上蹿下跳，因为“天哪！我超爱这首歌”。
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我们发现了坐在旁边的那个书呆子更深层次/精神性的一面。
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我们突然开始抽烟，并且觉得自己抽得相当不错。
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我们冲着酒保大喊大叫，认定他骗我们，只给了我们柠檬水，但这仅仅是因为我们已经尝不出金酒的味道了。
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我们以为自己躺在床上，但枕头摸起来奇怪地像厨房地板（或是拖把？）。
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我们坐下时，完全没注意到马桶盖是盖着的。
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我们脱掉鞋子，因为坚信是鞋子的错才让我们走不直路。