English Original
A woman bought birthday presents for her husband. She was so excited and anxious to tell him.
She said, "I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I have to tell you now because I can't wait until the day. One is a mat for in front of my dressing table. The other is a bronze statuette for the drawing room mantelpiece."
Then she added, "Now, what about me?"
Her husband thought for a moment and replied, "I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so we can exchange presents."
中文翻译
一位女士为她的丈夫买了生日礼物。她非常激动，迫不及待地想告诉他。
她说：“亲爱的，我给你买了两件生日礼物。我现在就得告诉你，我等不到那天了。一件是放在我梳妆台前的地垫。另一件是放在客厅壁炉架上的青铜小雕像。”
接着她补充道：“那么，我的礼物呢？”
她的丈夫想了一会儿，回答说：“我最好给你买个新剃须刀和一些领带，这样我们就可以交换礼物了。”