I Don't Even Know That Woman | 我甚至不认识那个女人

English Original

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"


中文翻译

一对夫妇在公园散步时,注意到一对年轻男女坐在长椅上,正在热烈地接吻。

"你为什么不那样做呢?" 妻子说。

"亲爱的," 她的丈夫回答,"我甚至不认识那个女人!"

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