A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
一对夫妇在公园散步时，注意到一对年轻男女坐在长椅上，正在热烈地接吻。
"你为什么不那样做呢？" 妻子说。
"亲爱的，" 她的丈夫回答，"我甚至不认识那个女人！"
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