A man sat in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so upset.
"The doctor just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life," the weeping man said.
Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day.
"Sure," came the reply, "but he only gave me ten."
一个男人坐在酒吧里，泪流满面。一位朋友走进来，问他为何如此难过。
哭泣的男人说：“医生刚才告诉我，在我的余生里都得吃这些药片。”
他的朋友轻松地指出，许多人每天都得吃药。
“是啊，”男人回答说，“但他只给了我十片。”
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