Cheering the Clock On | 为时钟加油

English Original

There was a football match on TV last Saturday evening between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat down in front of the TV at 7 o'clock when the game began. An hour later, my wife joined me. She seemed absent-minded while watching. However, when the game clock showed only one minute and forty-two seconds remaining, she suddenly began cheering enthusiastically, "Come on — get going!"

Since she had never been a football fan, I looked at her in surprise and asked which team she was supporting. "Neither," she replied. "I'm cheering the clock on."


中文翻译

上周六晚上,电视上播放了一场西班牙队对阵意大利队的足球赛。比赛于7点开始,我准时坐在了电视机前。一小时后,我的妻子也坐了过来。她看球时显得心不在焉。然而,当比赛计时器显示仅剩1分42秒时,她突然异常热情地欢呼起来:“加油——快点儿!”

因为她从来都不是足球迷,我惊讶地看着她,问她支持哪个队。“哪个也不支持,”她答道,“我在给时钟加油。”

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