Unbearable | 忍无可忍

English Original

A traveler arrived in a small town in the Midwest and decided to stay for a few days.

As he was about to sign the hotel register, he saw a bedbug crawling across the page.

"This is truly unbearable!" he exclaimed, throwing down his pen. "I've been bitten by fleas in Missouri, mosquitoes in Jersey, and horse flies in Kansas. But this is the first place where a bug checks the hotel register to find out my room number! Good heavens, where on earth should I go?"


中文翻译

一位旅行者来到中西部的一个小镇,决定逗留几日。

正当他准备在旅馆登记簿上签名时,看到一只臭虫正从纸页上爬过。

“这真是忍无可忍!”他扔下笔喊道,“我在密苏里被跳蚤咬过,在新泽西被蚊子叮过,在堪萨斯被马蝇蜇过。但这里是头一回,居然有臭虫来查登记簿,想找出我的房间号!天哪,我到底该去哪儿?”

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