English Original
A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they had always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and, nine months later, delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and said there was no way he could be the father of that child.
"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" he exclaimed, giving her a stern look. "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."
中文翻译
一对中年夫妇有两个非常漂亮的金发少女。他们决定最后再尝试一次，生一个一直想要的儿子。经过数月的努力，妻子怀孕了，九个月后，生下了一个健康的男婴。
欣喜若狂的父亲冲到育婴室去看他的新生儿。他看了一眼，惊恐地发现这是他见过最丑的孩子。他走到妻子面前，说他绝不可能是那个孩子的父亲。
“看看我生的两个漂亮女儿！”他严厉地看着妻子问道，“你是不是背着我乱来了？”
妻子只是甜甜地笑了笑，说：“这次没有。”