I'm a Chicken | 我是一只鸡

Who's in Heaven? | 谁在天堂？

A widow, grieving her late husband, hears his voice one n...

beginner bilingual

You May Put My Beard On Again | 请把我的胡子粘回去

A broom seller cleverly turns a barber's unfair bargainin...

beginner bilingual

I Think I'm a Chicken | 我想我是一只鸡

A patient humorously claims to have identified as a chick...

absurd dialogue

Gobble, Gobble, Gobble | 咕咕，咕咕，咕咕

A game warden confronts a boy with a wild turkey out of s...

anecdote beginner

Not Dead Yet | 我还没死

A man awakens from a coma to find his friends preparing h...

beginner bilingual

Canine Complex | 犬类情结

A man seeks help from a psychiatrist for his persistent h...

beginner dialogue

The Elephant Sandwich | 大象三明治

A traveler insists he has nothing to declare at customs, ...

absurd beginner

He Thinks He's a Refrigerator | 他以为自己是台冰箱

A woman seeks help for her husband's delusion of being a ...

beginner dialogue

The Auction Offer | 拍卖会上的出价

At an auction, the owner offers a reward for a lost bag, ...

anecdote auction

Who Was the First Man? | 谁是第一个男人

A teacher asks her class who the first man was. One stude...

anecdote beginner

Born for You | 生来为你

A pencil apologizes to an eraser for causing its wear, bu...

beginner bilingual

The Extra Charge | 额外收费

A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth e...

anecdote beginner

Don't Smoke! | 千万别抽烟！

A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to sim...

beginner dialogue

Knights & Nights | 骑士与黑夜

A humorous classroom exchange uses a pun on "knights" (so...

beginner dialogue

I Thought I Had Gone Deaf | 我还以为我聋了

A farmer, relieved to learn his wife fell out of the car,...

beginner dialogue

The Poor Husband | 可怜的丈夫

A man complains to his friend about his wife's frustratin...

beginner dialogue

Sunset | 日落

A father shows his friend a sunset painting by his daught...

art beginner

A Useful Way | 一个有效的方法

A humorous dialogue where a boy drinks a lot of water aft...

beginner dialogue

God's Creations | 上帝的杰作

A little girl, after confirming with her grandfather that...

beginner dialogue

Don't Be Selfish | 别太自私

A mother tells her son not to be selfish and to share his...

beginner dialogue