The doctor tells his patient: "Well, I have good news and bad news..."
The patient says, "Lay it on me, Doc. What's the bad news?"
"You have Alzheimer's disease."
"Good heavens! What's the good news?"
"You can go home and forget about it!"
医生告诉他的病人：“嗯，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息……”
病人说：“告诉我吧，医生。坏消息是什么？”
“你得了阿尔茨海默病。”
“天哪！那好消息呢？”
“你可以回家，然后把它忘掉！”
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