Parachute Shortage | 降落伞短缺

English Original

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.

The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.

The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.

The pope told the brunette to take the last one.

The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"


中文翻译

一架飞机上载着一位金发女郎、一位棕发女郎、一位电影明星、教皇和一名飞行员。

飞机正在快速下坠,而他们五人只有四个降落伞。

飞行员拿了一个跳了下去,接着电影明星也拿了一个跳了下去,然后金发女郎也拿了一个跳了下去。

教皇告诉棕发女郎拿走最后一个。

棕发女郎说:“还剩两个降落伞呢!金发女郎拿的是我的背包!”

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