English Original
A man visits a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total wreck, covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt, and blood.
He asks his friend, "What happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend replies, "I ran over a lawyer."
"Okay," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, grass, branches, and dirt?"
"Well," the friend says, "I had to chase him all the way through the park."
中文翻译
一位男士去拜访朋友，看到他朋友的车完全报废了，上面覆盖着树叶、草、树枝、泥土和血迹。
他问朋友：“你的车怎么了？”
“嗯，”朋友回答说，“我轧到了一个律师。”
“好吧，”男士说，“这解释了血迹……但那些树叶、草、树枝和泥土是怎么回事？”
“嗯，”朋友说，“我不得不一路追着他穿过了公园。”