English Original
Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Amy patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
中文翻译
小艾米正在花园里填一个洞，这时她的邻居从篱笆上探过头来。邻居对这个小家伙在做什么很感兴趣，礼貌地问道：“艾米，你在那儿忙什么呢？”
“我的金鱼死了，”艾米头也不抬，泪眼汪汪地回答，“我刚把它埋了。”
邻居关切地说：“对一条金鱼来说，这个洞未免太大了，不是吗？”
艾米拍实了最后一堆土，然后回答道：“那是因为它在你的猫肚子里。”