How to Tell the Weather | 如何判断天气

English Original

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.

If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.

If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.

If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.

Sincerely,

The CAT


中文翻译

要判断天气,去你的后门找狗。

如果狗在门口并且它湿了,那可能是在下雨。但如果狗在那里,浑身湿透,那雨可能下得很大。

如果狗的毛发看起来像是被逆着方向揉搓过,那可能是在刮风。

如果狗的背上有雪,那可能是在下雪。

当然,要能这样判断天气,你必须一直把狗留在外面,尤其是在你预计会有坏天气的时候。

此致,

猫咪

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