English Original
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, there will be three of us in this house instead of two."
The husband's face lit up with joy. He kissed his wife and exclaimed, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world!"
"I'm glad you feel that way," she replied, "because tomorrow morning, my mother is moving in with us."
中文翻译
新婚妻子在丈夫下班回家后对他说：“我有个好消息告诉你。很快，这个家里就不是两个人，而是三个人了。”
丈夫的脸上洋溢着喜悦。他亲吻了妻子，大声说道：“哦，亲爱的，我是世界上最幸福的男人！”
“我很高兴你这么想，”她回答道，“因为明天早上，我母亲就要搬来和我们一起住了。”