English Original
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He approached the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the sleek red sports car, was how attractive the driver was—a stunning blonde.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss. Could I see your driver's license?"
"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly revealing her lack of common knowledge.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer.
After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment," said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute," said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer called dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.
After a few moments, the dispatcher responded: "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes," replied the officer.
"Is she a drop-dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher.
"Yes," replied the cop.
"Here's what you have to do," said the dispatcher. "Give her the documents back, and drop your pants."
"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me... Just do it," said the dispatcher.
So the cop went back to the car, returned the license and registration, and dropped his pants, just as instructed.
The blonde looked down and sighed, "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"
中文翻译
一天，一名警官在巡逻时拦下了一辆超速的汽车。他走近车辆，请司机摇下车窗。除了那辆漂亮的红色跑车，他首先注意到的是司机非常迷人——一位惊艳的金发女郎。
"女士，我因超速拦下了您。能看一下您的驾照吗？"
"驾照是什么？"金发女郎回答，立刻暴露了她常识的匮乏。
"通常放在您的钱包里，"警官回答。
摸索了几分钟后，司机终于找到了驾照。
"现在能看看您的车辆注册文件吗？"警察问道。
"注册文件……那是什么？"金发女郎问。
"通常放在您的手套箱里，"警察不耐烦地说。又摸索了一阵后，她找到了注册文件。
"我马上回来，"警察说完走回自己的车。警官呼叫调度中心，要求核查这位女士的驾照和注册信息。
过了一会儿，调度员回复："这位女士开的是一辆红色跑车吗？"
"是的，"警官回答。
"她是不是一位美得惊人的金发女郎？"调度员问。
"是的，"警察回答。
"照我说的做，"调度员说。"把文件还给她，然后脱下你的裤子。"
"什么？我不能那么做。这不合适！"警察惊呼。
"相信我……照做就是，"调度员说。
于是，警察回到那辆车旁，归还了驾照和注册文件，并按照指示脱下了裤子。
金发女郎低头一看，叹了口气："哦不……怎么又是酒精测试仪！"