The Cruise Deal | 巡航游交易

English Original

A man reads an advertisement for a vacation cruise costing only $100. After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious, and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon, another man arrives, pays the fee, and receives the same treatment.

Fifteen minutes later, as the two men are floating down the river together, the first one says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."

"I don't know," the second man replies. "They didn't last year."


中文翻译

一名男子看到一则仅售100美元的假日巡航游广告。他报名付款后,旅游经纪人用球棒将他击昏,并从后门扔进了河里。不久,另一名男子到来,付了钱,也遭到了同样的对待。

十五分钟后,当两人一起在河中漂流时,第一个人说:“不知道这次巡航游提不提供食物。”

“不知道,”第二个人回答,“去年是没有的。”

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