English Original
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
The bartender says: "No."
The duck asks again: "Got any bread?"
The bartender replies: "No."
The duck persists: "Got any bread?"
The bartender, annoyed, says: "No, we have no bread."
The duck repeats: "Got any bread?"
The bartender, more frustrated, exclaims: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
The duck asks once more: "Got any bread?"
The bartender, now furious, yells: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again, I'll nail your dang beak to the bar, you irritating dang duck!"
The duck pauses, then asks: "Got any nails?"
The bartender says: "No."
The duck concludes: "Got any bread?"
中文翻译
一只鸭子走进一家酒吧，问道：“有面包吗？”
酒保说：“没有。”
鸭子又问：“有面包吗？”
酒保回答：“没有。”
鸭子坚持问：“有面包吗？”
酒保有些不耐烦了，说：“没有，我们没有面包。”
鸭子重复道：“有面包吗？”
酒保更加沮丧地喊道：“没有，我们一点面包都没有！”
鸭子再次问道：“有面包吗？”
酒保勃然大怒，吼道：“没有，你聋了吗？！我们没有面包，如果你再问一次，我就把你那该死的鸟嘴钉在吧台上，你这烦人的死鸭子！”
鸭子停顿了一下，然后问道：“有钉子吗？”
酒保说：“没有。”
鸭子最后问道：“那有面包吗？”