The Imaginative Wife | 想象力丰富的妻子

English Original

A woman wished to have her portrait painted, so her husband hired the finest artist he could find. During a sitting, the wife made an unusual request. She asked the artist to paint her wearing a diamond necklace, earrings, and a tiara, even though she wore no jewelry. The artist complied but was puzzled. As they viewed the finished portrait, he asked, "Why did we add the gems?"

The wife replied, "It's in case I die before my husband. I know he'd remarry right away. Let his new wife look for the jewels."


中文翻译

一位女士想请人给自己画一幅肖像,于是她的丈夫聘请了他能找到的最好的画家。在一次画像过程中,妻子提出了一个不寻常的要求。她要求画家为她画上钻石项链、耳环和冠状头饰,尽管她并未佩戴任何珠宝。画家照做了,但感到困惑。当他们审视完成的画作时,他问道:“我们为什么要加上这些宝石呢?”

妻子回答说:“这是以防我死在我丈夫之前。我知道他会立刻再婚。让他那位新婚妻子去找这些珠宝吧。”

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