I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

English Original

A blonde woman walks into a store and asks a clerk if she can buy the television in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says, "I don't serve blondes." Disappointed, she goes home and dyes her hair black.

The next day, she returns and asks the same question. Again, the clerk refuses, saying he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, she goes home and dyes her hair red.

Confident she'll succeed this time, she returns to the store and approaches a different clerk.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says, "I don't serve blondes."

The woman asks, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

The clerk replies with a look of disgust, "That's not a television. It's a microwave!"


中文翻译

一位金发女郎走进一家商店,询问店员能否购买角落里的那台电视机。

店员看了看她,说:“我不为金发女郎服务。”她感到失望,回家把头发染成了黑色。

第二天,她回到商店问了同样的问题。店员再次拒绝,说他不为金发女郎服务。

沮丧之下,她回家把头发染成了红色。

确信这次会成功,她回到商店,找了另一位店员。

令她惊讶的是,这位店员也说:“我不为金发女郎服务。”

女郎问道:“你怎么知道我是金发?”

店员厌恶地看了一眼,回答说:“那不是电视机。那是一台微波炉!”

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