The Throwaway Camera | 一次性相机

English Original

On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked the owner, "Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?"

"Look, fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."


中文翻译

在前往佛蒙特州参加一场婚礼的路上,我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带相机。我们在一家杂货店停下,想买一个便宜的一次性相机。萨尔问店主:“你们有那种一次性相机吗?”

“听着,伙计,”店主回答说,“你买完之后怎么处理它,我可不在乎。”

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