After the Police Leave | 警察离开之后

English Original

Two drivers collided on a country road. One was a lawyer, and the other was a doctor.

The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his whiskey flask.

The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.

"Sure, after the police leave," replied the lawyer.


中文翻译

两位司机在一条乡间小路上发生了碰撞。一位是律师,另一位是医生。

律师看到医生有些惊魂未定,便扶他下车,并从自己的威士忌酒壶里倒了一杯酒递给他。

医生接受了,并将酒壶递还给律师。律师盖上壶盖,收了起来。

“你自己不来一杯吗?”医生问道。

“当然要喝,等警察走了之后。”律师回答。

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