A man was hit by a cab in the street and taken to the hospital.
His wife, standing by his bed, said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill."
"I'm afraid he is dead," said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said, "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒，被送往医院。
他的妻子站在床边对医生说：“我想他伤得很重。”
医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话，这个男人转过头说：“我没死，我还活着。”
妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多！”
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