English Original
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland
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What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. — Tom Clancy
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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. — Helen Rowland
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — Henry Louis Mencken
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Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. — Oscar Wilde
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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. — Albert Einstein
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Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde
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A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. — Elbert Hubbard
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. — Sam Kinison
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. — Hemant Joshi
中文翻译
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单身汉需要灵感才能与女人做爱，已婚男人只需要一个借口。— 海伦·罗兰
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我怎么会懂性爱？我可是个已婚男人。— 汤姆·克兰西
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撒谎是男孩的过错，是情人的艺术，是单身汉的成就，是已婚男人的第二天性。— 海伦·罗兰
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如果一个已婚男人不得不喝比单身时更差的威士忌，那他绝不会真正快乐。— 亨利·路易斯·门肯
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男人结婚是因为疲倦，女人结婚是因为好奇；结果双方都失望了。— 奥斯卡·王尔德
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女人嫁给男人，希望他们会改变。男人迎娶女人，希望她们不会变。所以双方都必然失望。— 阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦
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如今，所有已婚男人都过得像单身汉，而所有单身汉都过得像已婚男人。— 奥斯卡·王尔德
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一个为了教育女人而娶她的男人，与一个为了改造男人而嫁给他的女人，都沦为了同一谬误的牺牲品。— 埃尔伯特·哈伯德
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我才不担心恐怖主义呢。我可是结过两年婚的人。— 萨姆·金尼森
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婚后，夫妻变成了硬币的两面；他们无法面对面，却依然待在一起。— 赫曼特·乔希