Marriage Maxims 1 | 婚姻箴言1

English Original

1. A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland

2. What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. — Tom Clancy

3. Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. — Helen Rowland

4. No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — Henry Louis Mencken

5. Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. — Oscar Wilde

6. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. — Albert Einstein

7. Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde

8. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. — Elbert Hubbard

9. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. — Sam Kinison

10. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. — Hemant Joshi

中文翻译

1. 单身汉需要灵感才能与女人做爱，已婚男人只需要一个借口。— 海伦·罗兰

2. 我怎么会懂性爱？我可是个已婚男人。— 汤姆·克兰西

3. 撒谎是男孩的过错，是情人的艺术，是单身汉的成就，是已婚男人的第二天性。— 海伦·罗兰

4. 如果一个已婚男人不得不喝比单身时更差的威士忌，那他绝不会真正快乐。— 亨利·路易斯·门肯

5. 男人结婚是因为疲倦，女人结婚是因为好奇；结果双方都失望了。— 奥斯卡·王尔德

6. 女人嫁给男人，希望他们会改变。男人迎娶女人，希望她们不会变。所以双方都必然失望。— 阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦

7. 如今，所有已婚男人都过得像单身汉，而所有单身汉都过得像已婚男人。— 奥斯卡·王尔德

8. 一个为了教育女人而娶她的男人，与一个为了改造男人而嫁给他的女人，都沦为了同一谬误的牺牲品。— 埃尔伯特·哈伯德

9. 我才不担心恐怖主义呢。我可是结过两年婚的人。— 萨姆·金尼森

10. 婚后，夫妻变成了硬币的两面；他们无法面对面，却依然待在一起。— 赫曼特·乔希