Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.
Grandma answered, "39 and holding."
Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"
小约翰尼问他的外婆多大年纪了。
外婆回答说：“39岁，并且保持不变。”
约翰尼想了一会儿，然后说：“那如果你放手（不保持）了，会是多大呢？”
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