Grandma's Age | 外婆的年龄

English Original

Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.

Grandma answered, "39 and holding."

Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"


中文翻译

小约翰尼问他的外婆多大年纪了。

外婆回答说:“39岁,并且保持不变。”

约翰尼想了一会儿,然后说:“那如果你放手(不保持)了,会是多大呢?”

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