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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
中文翻译
罗马并非通过开会建立伟大帝国，而是通过消灭所有反对者。
如果你能在周遭一片混乱时保持冷静，那你很可能还没完全理解事态的严重性。
一次就把工作做对，事情就完成了。把工作搞砸14次，你就能获得工作保障。
雄鹰或许能翱翔天际，但黄鼠狼不会被吸进喷气发动机。
人工智能敌不过天然愚蠢。
在逆境中仍能微笑的人，很可能已经找好了替罪羊。
永远不要把你能完全避免的事情拖到明天。
团队合作意味着你永远不必独自承担所有责任。
坚持住，退休只剩30年了！
多付出一点努力。这会让你的老板看起来像个无能的懒汉。
贪睡按钮远不能替代根本没有闹钟。
当情况变得艰难时，坚强的人会去喝杯咖啡休息一下。
优柔寡断是保持灵活的关键。
目标定低点，达成目标，避免失望。