One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattended."
"Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?"
一位女士向她的挚友大谈雄性动物的本性：“丈夫就像森林之火，无人照看便会熄灭。”
“那是不是意味着，”另一位问道，“他们会把自己烧成灰烬？”
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