A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.
The skinny man claimed he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.
However, the fat man countered that he was more courteous because whenever he offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦子声称自己更有礼貌，因为他总是对女士脱帽致意。
然而，胖子反驳说他才更有风度，因为每当他起身让座时，总能让两位女士坐下。
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