The Cartwheel Trick | 横翻筋斗的把戏

English Original

One day, a little girl ran into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" Her curious mother asked where the money came from.

The girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat in the tree."

Her mother said, "Don't you know he's just trying to see your panties?"

"Ohhh," said the little girl.

The next day, the girl ran in again, yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars!" When asked how, she explained, "Tommy gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat in the tree and laughed."

Her mother began, "Didn't I tell you he is..."

Before she could finish, the little girl interrupted, "Wait, Mommy! I tricked him. I didn't wear any panties today."


中文翻译

一天,一个小女孩跑进家里喊道:“妈妈,我赚了五块钱!”她好奇的妈妈问她钱是从哪儿来的。

女孩回答说:“街上的汤米给了我五块钱,因为我在他坐在树上的时候翻了个横翻筋斗。”

她妈妈说:“你难道不知道他只是想偷看你的短裤吗?”

“哦……”小女孩说。

第二天,小女孩又跑进来喊道:“妈妈,我赚了十块钱!”被问及原因时,她解释道:“汤米给了我十块钱,因为我在他坐在树上大笑的时候翻了个横翻筋斗。”

她妈妈开始说:“我不是告诉过你他……”

话没说完,小女孩打断道:“等等,妈妈!我耍了他。我今天根本没穿短裤。”

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