English Original
Bill and Bob were sitting outside a clinic. Bill was crying loudly.
"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
"I came for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Hearing this, Bob immediately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked, "Why are you crying now?"
To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
中文翻译
比尔和鲍勃坐在诊所外面。比尔正在大声哭泣。
“你为什么哭？”鲍勃问道。
“我来做抽血检查，”比尔抽泣着说。
“所以呢？你害怕吗？”
“不。为了抽血，他们割了我的手指。”
听到这话，鲍勃立刻开始嚎啕大哭。
比尔很惊讶，止住眼泪问道：“你现在又为什么哭？”
鲍勃回答说：“我是来做尿检的！”