A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。
胖子说：“看你的样子，可能有过饥荒。”
“是的，”瘦子回答说，“看你的样子，饥荒可能是你造成的。”
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