You've Got Blonde Mail | 金发女郎的邮件

English Original

A blonde woman quickly went to her mailbox, looked inside, closed it, and returned to her house.

A few minutes later, she repeated the process, checking her mail again.

She did this five more times. Her watching neighbor commented, "You must be expecting a very important letter today, the way you keep looking into that mailbox."

The blonde replied, "No, I'm working on my computer, and it keeps telling me, 'You've got mail.'"


中文翻译

一位金发女郎快步走到她的邮箱前,朝里看了看,关上邮箱门,然后回到了屋里。

几分钟后,她又重复了这个过程,再次检查了邮箱。

她又这样做了五次。一直在旁观看的邻居评论道:“你今天一定是在等一封非常重要的信,看你不停地查看那个邮箱。”

金发女郎回答说:“不,我正在用电脑工作,它一直提示我‘您有新邮件’。”

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