English Original
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
He takes his first sip and sets it down.
While he is looking around, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer before he can stop it.
The man asks the bartender, "Who owns the monkey?"
The bartender replies, "The piano player."
The man walks over to the piano player and says, "Do you know your monkey stole my beer?"
The pianist replies, "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
中文翻译
一个男人走进酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。
他抿了第一口，然后把杯子放下。
当他环顾四周时，一只猴子荡了下来，在他来得及阻止之前，偷走了那品脱啤酒。
男人问酒保：“这猴子是谁的？”
酒保回答：“是钢琴师的。”
男人走到钢琴师面前说：“你知道吗，你的猴子偷了我的啤酒。”
钢琴师回答：“不知道，但如果你哼出来，我可以弹出来。”