Prepare Yourself | 自己做好准备

English Original

A campus story goes that a student once sent a telegram to his parents:
"Mom — flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

Two days later, he received a reply:
"Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."


中文翻译

校园里流传着这样一个故事:一名学生曾给父母发了一封电报:
“妈妈——所有科目都不及格。被学校开除了。让爸爸做好准备。”

两天后,他收到了回电:
“爸爸准备好了。你自己做好准备吧。”

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