English Original
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
中文翻译
一个十几岁的女孩放学回家，问她的母亲：“丽塔刚才告诉我的是真的吗？婴儿是从男孩放阴茎的同一个地方出来的吗？”
“是的，亲爱的，”她的母亲回答道，很高兴这个话题终于被提起了，她不用再向女儿解释了。
“但是，那么当我生宝宝的时候，”这个少女沉思着，“它不会把我所有的牙齿都撞掉吗？”