English Original
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a plan and put it into action.
The brunette drove up to the front of the bank. She turned to the blonde and asked, "Now, do you remember the plan?" The blonde sighed, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette reviewed the plan once more and let the blonde out.
Before the blonde could shut the car door, the brunette yelled, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!"
The blonde ran inside. The brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited.
Finally, the blonde burst out of the bank doors, the alarm blaring loudly. She was lugging the bank safe behind her with a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out, his pants down around his ankles, fumbling for his gun. The blonde, breathing heavily, tried to load the safe into the car but gave up, dropping it. She jumped into the passenger seat as the car sped away, leaving the safe behind. The guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!"
The brunette frantically asked, "What the hell happened in there?!"
The blonde, panting, replied, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!"
The brunette paused, then yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"
中文翻译
一位金发女郎和一位棕发女郎决定抢劫银行。她们迅速制定了一个计划并付诸行动。
棕发女郎将车开到银行门口。她转向金发女郎问道：“现在，你还记得计划吗？”金发女郎叹了口气，“记得，记得，我记得……”棕发女郎再次回顾了计划，然后让金发女郎下车。
在金发女郎关上车门前，棕发女郎喊道：“一定要在5分钟内出来！”
金发女郎跑进银行。棕发女郎在车里等着……等了又等。
终于，金发女郎冲出银行大门，警报声震耳欲聋。她正用绳子拖着银行保险柜。一名保安跑了出来，裤子褪到脚踝，正摸索着拿枪。金发女郎气喘吁吁地试图把保险柜装进车里，但放弃了，把它丢在地上。她跳进副驾驶座，汽车疾驰而去，留下了保险柜。保安大喊：“停下！停下！”
棕发女郎疯狂地问道：“里面到底发生了什么？！”
金发女郎喘着气回答：“你什么意思？我完全按照计划做的！”
棕发女郎停顿了一下，然后喊道：“你这个白痴！你应该绑住保安并炸开保险柜！”