Drinking Codes | 饮酒暗号

English Original

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde walk into a bar. To keep it brief, each orders her drink using an abbreviated code.

The brunette approaches the bartender and says, "Hey, give me an ML." The bartender nods and hands her a Miller Lite.

Next, the redhead walks up and says, "I'd like a BL." With a nod, the bartender serves her a Bud Lite.

Finally, the blonde steps forward and says, "Give me a Fifteen."

"A Fifteen?" the bartender replies, puzzled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh, you know," the blonde says, "A Seven and Seven."


中文翻译

一位棕发女郎、一位红发女郎和一位金发女郎走进一家酒吧。为了简洁起见,每个人都用一个缩写暗号点酒。

棕发女郎走到酒保面前说:“嘿,给我一杯ML。”酒保点点头,递给她一杯米勒淡啤。

接着,红发女郎走上前说:“我想要一杯BL。”酒保点点头,给她上了一杯百威淡啤。

最后,金发女郎走上前说:“给我一杯十五。”

“十五?”酒保疑惑地反问,“那到底是什么?”

“哦,你知道的,”金发女郎说,“就是七喜加施格兰七冠威士忌(7+7=15)。”

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