English Original
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.
The first woman said, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The second woman chirped, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"
The third mother said, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth woman sipped her coffee in silence. The first three gave her a subtle look, as if to say, "Well?"
She replied, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God!'"
中文翻译
四位天主教女士正在喝咖啡。
第一位女士说：“我儿子是位神父。当他走进房间时，大家都叫他‘神父’。”
第二位女士轻快地说：“我儿子是位主教。每当他走进房间，人们都称他‘阁下’。”
第三位母亲说：“我儿子是位红衣主教。每当他走进房间，人们都说‘阁下’（对红衣主教的尊称）。”
第四位女士默默地啜饮着咖啡。前三位女士给了她一个微妙的眼神，仿佛在说：“你呢？”
她回答道：“我儿子是一位身高六英尺二英寸、身材健美的英俊舞者。当他走进房间时，人们会说：‘哦，我的天哪！’”