English Original
A middle-aged couple is watching TV when a TV evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick.
"If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted area, the Almighty Lord will heal you."
So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch. His wife says, "Gee, honey, he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
中文翻译
一对中年夫妇正在看电视，这时一位电视福音传教士出现，并承诺能治愈疾病。
“只要你与他一同祈祷，将右手举向空中，并将左手放在患处，全能的上帝就会治愈你。”
于是，男人将右手举向空中，左手放在自己的胯部。他的妻子说道：“哎呀，亲爱的，他说的是治愈病人，不是让死者复活！”