Two English Jokes | 英语小幽默两则

English Original

All-purpose Solvent

A young man approached Thomas Edison and said, "I want to develop an all-purpose solvent that can dissolve any material."

Edison replied with a question, "In that case, what kind of container will you use to hold it?"


Anxious

A wife said to her neighbor, "My husband hasn't come home all night. I don't know where he is. It's really worrying me!"

An insider said, "Let it be. If you knew where he was, I dare say you'd be even more anxious."


中文翻译

万能溶剂

一个年轻人找到托马斯·爱迪生,说:“我想研制一种万能溶剂,它能溶解任何物质。”

爱迪生反问道:“那样的话,你打算用什么容器来装它呢?”


着急

妻子对邻居说:“我丈夫一整晚都没回家,不知道他去哪儿了。真让我着急!”

一个知情人说:“算了吧。你要是知道他在哪儿,我敢说你会更着急。”

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