English Original
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter: Just a moment, sir, and I'll cut it in two.
中文翻译
顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？
服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。
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