English Original
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter: Just a moment, sir, and I'll cut it in two.
中文翻译
顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?
服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块。
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter: Just a moment, sir, and I'll cut it in two.
顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?
服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块。
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