The Blonde Kidnapper | 金发绑匪

English Original

Once upon a time, a blonde woman was desperate for money and decided to kidnap a child. The next day, she went to a nearby playground. When no one was looking, she took a random boy behind a tree and said, "You're kidnapped. Be quiet and don't cause any trouble." The startled boy stood frozen in shock.

The blonde then produced a note that read:

I am a desperate blonde in need of money. I have kidnapped your child. If you ever want to see him again, arrange for $5,000 in non-sequential, unmarked bills to be placed by this tree by midnight tonight. Or else.

She handed the note to the boy and told him to give it to his mother. The next day, the blonde found a bag of money by the tree. Inside was a small note that read:

Here is the money. How could you do this to a fellow blonde?


中文翻译

从前,一位金发女子急需用钱,决定绑架一个孩子。第二天,她去了附近的一个游乐场。趁无人注意时,她将一个男孩拉到树后,说道:“你被绑架了。安静点,别惹麻烦。” 男孩吓呆了,震惊地站在原地。

金发女子随即拿出一张纸条,上面写着:

我是一个急需用钱的金发女子。我绑架了你的孩子。如果你还想见到他,就在今晚午夜前,将五千美元不连号、无标记的钞票放在这棵树旁。否则后果自负。

她把纸条递给男孩,让他交给他的母亲。第二天,金发女子在树旁发现了一袋钱。里面有一张小纸条,写着:

钱在这里。你怎么能对一个同为金发的人做出这种事?

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