This company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches and at different levels. Some are climbing up, while others are climbing down. The monkeys at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys at the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
这家公司就像一棵爬满猴子的树，猴子们身处不同的枝干和层级。有的在向上攀爬，有的在向下移动。顶层的猴子向下看，看到的是一张张笑脸。底层的猴子向上看，看到的却尽是些混蛋。
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