English Original
A young woman visited her doctor, complaining of pain.
"Where does it hurt?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me. I hurt all over," said the woman.
"What do you mean, 'all over'? Be more specific," the doctor replied.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts!" Then she touched her left cheek and cried out again, "Ouch! That hurts too!" Finally, she touched her right earlobe. "Ow! Even that hurts!" she exclaimed.
The doctor examined her thoughtfully for a moment and delivered his diagnosis: "You have a broken finger."
中文翻译
一位年轻女士去看医生，抱怨身上疼痛。
“哪里疼？”医生问道。
“你得帮帮我。我浑身都疼。”女士说。
“‘浑身都疼’是什么意思？说具体一点。”医生回答。
女士用食指碰了碰自己的右膝盖，喊道：“哎哟，这里疼！”接着，她又碰了碰左脸颊，再次喊道：“哎哟！这里也疼！”最后，她碰了碰右耳垂。“哎哟！连这里都疼！”她叫道。
医生仔细地为她检查了片刻，然后给出了他的诊断：“你的手指骨折了。”