English Original
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
中文翻译
小彼得从操场回到家，鼻子流血，眼睛被打青了，衣服也被撕破了。
显然他刚经历了一场恶斗，而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。"嗯，爸爸，"彼得说，"我向拉里发起决斗，而且我让他挑选武器。"
"哦，"父亲说，"这听起来很公平。"
"我知道，但我万万没想到他选了他姐姐！"