Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"
哈里和劳埃德在路上超速行驶，一辆警车将他们拦下。
“你们到底为什么开这么快？”警察喊道。
“我们的刹车失灵了，所以我们想在发生事故前赶到目的地！”
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