Two blondes drove across the country to visit Disney World in Florida. As they neared their destination and entered the final stretch of highway, they saw a road sign that read: "Disney World Left!"
After a moment's thought, the driver sighed, "Oh well!" and turned the car around to head back home.
两位金发女郎开车横穿整个国家，前往佛罗里达州的迪士尼世界游玩。当她们接近目的地，驶上最后一段高速公路时，看到一块路牌上写着：“迪士尼世界左转！”
司机想了一会儿，叹了口气说：“唉，好吧！”然后调转车头，踏上了回家的路。
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