English Original
Max sat at the bar, totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong, pal?"
"I'll never understand women," Max said. "The other night, my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted."
"Wow!" said the bartender. "But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me."
"Well," Max went on, "I thought about it and sent her home to her mother. Now she won't even speak to me."
中文翻译
马克斯坐在酒吧里，神情沮丧。酒保给他上了第二杯酒，问道：“怎么了，伙计？”
“我永远搞不懂女人，”马克斯说。“前几天晚上，我妻子为我办了个生日派对。她告诉我，稍后作为给我的礼物，我可以对她为所欲为。”
“哇！”酒保说。“但为什么这么不开心？这听起来是个很棒的礼物啊。”
“唉，”马克斯接着说，“我考虑了一下，然后把她送回她妈妈家了。现在她甚至都不跟我说话了。”