The Ugliest Baby | 最丑的小孩

English Original

A woman boards a bus with her baby. The driver exclaims, "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

The woman, fuming, walks to the back of the bus and sits down. She says to the man beside her, "The driver just insulted me."

The man replies, "You should go and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."


中文翻译

一位女士抱着她的宝宝上了公交车。司机惊呼道:“额,那是我这辈子见过最丑的小孩!”

女士怒火中烧,走到车厢后面坐下。她对身旁的男士说:“司机刚刚羞辱了我。”

男士回应道:“你应该去斥责他。去吧,我替你抱着你的猴子。”

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